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I feel a song coming on

Last update on Nov. 11, 2014.

Little zombies on the hillside
Little zombies eating human brains
Little zombies on the hillside
Little zombies all the same
There’s a green one and a pink one
And a blue one and a yellow one
And they’re all busy eating human brains
And they all look just the same.

based on this classic, of ...

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Atlas mooched

Last update on Nov. 11, 2014.

Using a GPS logger—that is to say, using a satellite network that is funded by American taxpayers and available free of charge to everyone all over the world—some chap named Nick Newcomen has created an advertisement for Ayn Rand’s books.

Is there a store in the Boston area that services irony meters ...

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This is the season when Jews should reflect on traditional words of wisdom...

Last update on Nov. 11, 2014.

…such as the thespians’ maxim “never work with children or animals”.

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A literary note

Last update on Nov. 11, 2014.

I hear they’re coming out with a new series of children’s books about a Pope who solves mysteries in his spare time.

The main character’s nickname is “Encyclical Brown”.

Facebook needs better tech writers

Last update on Nov. 11, 2014.

Message box: 'Search is currently unavailable. Try again at a later time or right now.'

Priceless

Last update on Nov. 11, 2014.

We got a brochure in the mail for a Chinese auction sponsored by Oorah. Two of the slots in the auction caught my eye:

  • Eretz Yisroel—round-trip airfare to Israel, seven-night hotel stay for two, and a one-week car rental.
  • Priceless Bracha—round-trip airfare to Israel, seven-night hotel stay for two, and a blessing from ...

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A timely observation

Last update on Nov. 11, 2014.

Ladies and gentlemen, Eric Naggum:

We can only be glad there is no daylight loan time, or we would face decades of too much daylight, only to be faced with a few years of total darkness to make up for it.

The jig is up

Last update on Nov. 11, 2014.

Now that members of the Texas and Georgia state legislatures [PDF] have caught on, I suppose there’s no point in denying it any more. Yes, indeed, modern cosmologists and evolutionary scientists are blindly and unscientifically following kabbalistic teachings that the world is billions of years old. Likewise, we crafty Pharisees are responsible for hiding anti-Biblical ...

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The graphic designer's revenge

Last update on Nov. 11, 2014.

How did the American Library Association get away with using the original Mac OS menu font on their Bill Gates poster?

I didn't know those were among the symptoms

Last update on Nov. 11, 2014.

I just got a spam email with the subject line “Bird flu—the ‘New Oil & Gas’ for investors”.