imaginary family values presents
yesh omrim
a blog that reclines to the left
Dialogue across a chain-link fence
16 December 2003
15-pound dog: WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!
25-pound toddler: Woof, woof, woof.
Dog: WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!
Toddler: Woof, woof, woof.
Dog: WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!
Toddler: Woof, woof, woof.
(Dog runs to corner of yard, lifts leg, and urinates next to fence. Toddler does not respond.)