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Dialogue across a chain-link fence

16 December 2003

15-pound dog: WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!

25-pound toddler: Woof, woof, woof.

Dog: WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!

Toddler: Woof, woof, woof.

Dog: WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!

Toddler: Woof, woof, woof.

(Dog runs to corner of yard, lifts leg, and urinates next to fence. Toddler does not respond.)