A conversation with my wife

(Scene: Oak Square, Brighton, in 90° heat)

“Do you want me to push the stroller?”

“No, it’s OK, I’ll push the stroller.”

“But what will people think, seeing me just walking alongside my 8½-months-pregnant wife while she pushes a double stroller with two children?”

“Do I look pregnant?”

“No, that dress just makes you look fat.”