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Scene: The dinner table.
Father: What did you do in school today?
Five-year-old: It was too cold to go out for recess, so we saw a movie.
Father: What was it about?
Five-year-old: It was about a snowman who came to life.
Father: So you saw Frosty the Snowman?
Seven-year-old: How did it work? And how did he die?