| 07 Jul 2011 |
Lambda: the ultimate religion |
| 17 Jun 2011 |
The mutant as [ethnic slur] |
| 10 May 2011 |
Time for a settling of accounts |
| 05 May 2011 |
Kingdoms of awesomeness |
| 18 Jan 2011 |
The emo threesome |
| 03 Jan 2011 |
World without suits |
| 02 Jan 2011 |
Timeless wankery |
| 29 Dec 2010 |
Oy gevalt! Foiled again! |
| 23 Dec 2010 |
The young and meaningful earth |
| 25 Oct 2010 |
Ele-mentally |
| 08 Sep 2010 |
The Great White North, with postmodern zombies |
| 31 Aug 2010 |
It sucks to be a predator |
| 25 Jul 2010 |
One out of every four sentient species is a victim of domestic violence |
| 06 Jul 2010 |
IMPORTANT BUSINESS PROPOSAL — BUY THIS BOOK |
| 16 May 2010 |
Writer’s trance |
| 27 Apr 2010 |
Art for the country’s sake |
| 22 Jan 2010 |
Crossing genres |
| 17 Jan 2010 |
An incisor-lickin’ good movie, with a message for our times |
| 14 Jan 2010 |
Robes in the ’hood |
| 08 Jan 2010 |
I’ve got bad news and good news |
| 01 Jan 2010 |
“I never drink... soda.” |
| 23 Dec 2009 |
Annals of cultural transmission |
| 29 Nov 2009 |
Dubious taxonomical choice of the day |
| 26 Nov 2009 |
Sit! Stay! Do your homework! |
| 15 Nov 2009 |
All of this has been sung before and it all will be sung again |
| 04 Nov 2009 |
We are of mediocre screenwriting. Always. |
| 23 Oct 2009 |
The future of S/M (hoisted from comments) |
| 21 Oct 2009 |
Cain’s best friend |
| 15 Oct 2009 |
Teach the children well, and maybe they won’t fall for this when they grow up |
| 11 Oct 2009 |
See it in the new feature film, “Twilight of the Goths” |
| 08 Oct 2009 |
Down from Puritanism |
| 21 Jul 2009 |
We came in peace for all mankind |
| 03 Jul 2009 |
Cryptorebel without a cause |
| 15 Jun 2009 |
How do you say “Arrr!” in Ladino? |
| 23 Apr 2009 |
Prithee heed this public service announcement |
| 14 Apr 2009 |
Don’t let the sun come up on me |
| 01 Mar 2009 |
Jive turkey |
| 27 Feb 2009 |
Self-promotion dept. |
| 20 Jan 2009 |
Hail to the Chiefs! |
| 30 Dec 2008 |
Because I ought to say something about the mess in Gaza |
| 02 Dec 2008 |
The dignity of labor |
| 07 Sep 2008 |
Not that I’m an expert in the genre, but... |
| 11 Nov 2007 |
Dept. of poorly named consumer goods |
| 29 Aug 2007 |
Another way the Internet brings people together |
| 27 May 2007 |
Who is this God person anyway? |
| 03 May 2007 |
Selling little plastic shovels to the Gold Rush prospectors |
| 19 Nov 2006 |
I'd be happy to live anywhere else |
| 13 Nov 2006 |
How the Internet is transforming commerce, part DCCCLXXVII |
| 04 Sep 2006 |
Messianic murder |
| 21 Jul 2006 |
What is man, that thou art mindful of him? |
| 11 Jul 2006 |
A school for scandalously bad writing |
| 04 Jul 2006 |
די שטערן-באַצירטע פאָהן |
| 31 May 2006 |
Attention, teenagers! |
| 23 Mar 2006 |
Don't try this at home (or in the maternity ward) |
| 07 Mar 2006 |
We're men and friends until the end / and none of us are sissies... |
| 06 Mar 2006 |
Homeland meta-security |
| 09 Feb 2006 |
Star-cancelled lovers |
| 16 Jan 2006 |
An Authentic Indian™ |
| 09 Jan 2006 |
Theologically incorrect |
| 08 Jan 2006 |
The God he doesn’t believe in, I don’t believe in either |
| 25 Dec 2005 |
...and anti-Narnia |
| 20 Dec 2005 |
Narnia… |
| 12 Dec 2005 |
Giving new meaning to the phrase “family jewels” |
| 08 Dec 2005 |
פריצות לשם שמים |
| 30 Nov 2005 |
פריצות! |
| 11 Nov 2005 |
Suicidal machismo on Internet time |
| 02 Aug 2005 |
TMI 911 |
| 20 Jul 2005 |
The new job description |
| 27 Apr 2005 |
Shaving cream / Be nice and clean / Shave every day and you’ll always look keen |
| 31 Dec 2004 |
Park it and Locke it |
| 30 Jul 2004 |
In defense of the picky single |
| 28 Jun 2004 |
I hear they go very nicely with “lyncher pants” |
| 22 Jun 2004 |
Can a Scout be multi-reverent? |
| 18 Jun 2004 |
Big AmIHotOrNot.com Is Watching You |
| 16 Mar 2004 |
Pitch for a new reality TV show |
| 02 Mar 2004 |
Priorities, priorities |
| 16 Feb 2004 |
Cotton Mather should be rolling in his grave |
| 21 Jan 2004 |
Where was the boiling oil? |
| 14 Jan 2004 |
I’m well-informed! Whod’a thunk it? |
| 22 Dec 2003 |
Go not to the Elves for counsel, for they bill 300 gold pieces an hour |
| 16 Dec 2003 |
Reading in context: a lost art |
| 26 Aug 2003 |
The evolution of slash |
| 26 Aug 2003 |
The advance of civilization |
| 04 Aug 2003 |
The secret passion of Friedrich Engels |
| 16 Jun 2003 |
Brothers under the septum |
